Ain’t No Shame…

I will be reviewing the American Idol show that just aired so if you are too much of a hipster to admit that this show is worth watching, scroll down and ignore that it was ever posted. Moving on, if I don’t write about a contestant it’s because I found their performance boring and not worth mentioning.The crew was forced through another week of Beatles songs which I think was a terrible idea. Not that there aren’t enough Beatles songs to choose from, it just seemed to get a bit surreal and funky, and last weeks performances were all basically off the hook. Where as most of this weeks’ were horrible.So, I wish we would have been able to move on.Amanda Overmyer is surprisingly still on the show, I say surprisingly because I think she is so radically different from what you would think the American public could handle and would be generous enough to keep around. But, she is a powerhouse and she does belt that shit out. She sang “Back in the U.S.S.R” tonight and it was pretty dang good, pretty dang good. Carly Smithson, F is for Fuckin’ Fantastic. She sang “Blackbird” and for some reason Simon dissed the song choice. It was great and he just can’t handle it, he wasn’t able to critisize her because she wasn’t wearing black… so he had to diss the song choice. Whereas, Brooke was wearing yellow and singing “Here Comes the Sun” and had a yellow background so of course that was easy to pick apart. She sang it really well, but was awkward as hell in her movements. Girl need to learn some riddim. David Archuleta looks like he has Cottonmouth ALL of the time.  Jason Castro can do no wrong. He has pretty eyes, but he should have sang “Norwegian Wood” instead of “Michelle” which just came across a little cheesy, especially when he got all flitty singing the French part.David Cook is starting to get cocky. Michael Johns took a complex song and made it uncomfortable, he sang “A Day in the Life” and while the hook came across beautifully the rest got jumbled together in a strange way.Chikezie’s got the Black man goes country thing dialed. I like what he’s been up to even if the judges didn’t. Good stuff, Maynard.Syesha sang one of her best performances, “Yesterday,” though she did have one screechy banshee moment, we can forgive her.And I’m sorry Ramiele, but you were incredibly boring again this week and I’ll be surprised if you make it back again for another round and if you do, it’s because your a cute little gnome and America pities you.Same goes for Kristy Lee Cook. So I guess I was able to mention everyone afterall. Oh, and wasn’t it hilarious when Kristy Lee Cook said that she could Blow Simon out of his socks, and didn’t he know it! And everyone was having a dirty thought and couldn’t stop laughing. Good stuff, man.  


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